medwayhammer1
6:56 Sat May 13
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I piss off people with complex needs, who like to go to bed early, by making them stay up until there feed stops.
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Bom Stickle
6:42 Sat May 13
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I deal with absolute cowboys and real Indians on a daily basis.
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13 Brentford Rd
6:28 Sat May 13
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I pick lobsters from Jane Mansfield's arse.
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BRANDED
6:04 Sat May 13
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I made tunes
Tunes made money
I put money into nee start ups
I still make tunes
Tunes make no money but fun
Starios make lots of money
They are cleverer than me at making money
I'm happier
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Mike Oxsaw
4:55 Sat May 13
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You stopped predicting rain then, Noah? You was good at that.
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Noah
4:32 Sat May 13
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I tell people if buildings are shit or not
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JayeMPee
1:53 Sat May 13
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I prove that it is absolutely correct when retired people say 'I don't know how I found the time to work'.
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Bouncing Ludo
1:23 Sat May 13
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I tell Indians that were brought in to replace me what to do after they realised that the Indians they brought in were never going to be good enough to replace me.
oh, and do shit on computers which tells people what they did with their money and how much we're charging them for it.
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cheeses cruyf
12:53 Sat May 13
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I keep the plant lolium trimmed to a specific height, also l paint lines and boxes over it to facilitate grown men chasing an inflated leather sphere around,sometimes they HOOF the sphere into a mesh made of thick string.
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Irish Hammer
12:27 Sat May 13
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I destroy the environment and keep people alive
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oioi
11:05 Sat May 13
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I use light and shade to improve reality.
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TeVaz
10:43 Sat May 13
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I sit about watching sport all day whilst listening to people blame everyone but themselves for losing their money !
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churchy
10:35 Sat May 13
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helping people to manage their distorted beliefs to prevent them from harming other people
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chajonbubble
10:04 Sat May 13
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I look after pieces of paper that we need to keep to show people what we did, and sometimes I help other people find them.
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ted fenton
10:04 Sat May 13
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I come on here as a bored pensioner with a poxy bad back !
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BubblesCyprus
9:10 Sat May 13
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Professional Money Launderer.
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Mirkwood
8:51 Sat May 13
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I spray planes all different colours
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One Flew
8:02 Sat May 13
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I take the odd half baked idea and turn it into a reality, and sometimes it would have been better just to keep dreaming.
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Alfs
4:46 Sat May 13
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I make up stories in the hope that they will become films. Whilst I wait, I whore myself out to write mundane copy on websites, along with trying to convince British companies to exhibit in Oman.
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The Ghost of Braderz
3:00 Sat May 13
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I go to places where someone has said it is not working so you have, I have to go and see what it is, and then if I can make it start working again or sometimes I have to say we need a part for that and then I dont ever go back there no more coz I have to go to another one.
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Worst Case Ontario
2:16 Sat May 13
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I help break up families.
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